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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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Princess Elena Bibescu was a Romanian noblewoman and pianist, regarded as one of the greatest pianists of Europe in the nineteenth century.
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