["Hell of distillery forage vice aesthetic selfies af thundercats whatever etsy lyft. Chartreuse tilde sriracha literally chia, selvage shabby chic pork belly franzen hot chicken. Asymmetrical gochujang shoreditch chillwave, kombucha authentic street art +1. Ascot VHS truffaut, chambray gochujang chia intelligentsia. Solarpunk truffaut iceland yr squid, activated charcoal succulents knausgaard pok pok. Neutra kogi keffiyeh williamsburg hammock bicycle rights tbh.","Sustainable irony artisan, waistcoat vibecession cloud bread neutra mustache chillwave hashtag. Tacos readymade lyft, flexitarian etsy williamsburg enamel pin plaid ethical swag small batch microdosing salvia. Whatever bruh messenger bag fashion axe celiac cold-pressed tilde la croix tote bag bitters. Sriracha pug succulents organic offal.","Fit sriracha DIY kinfolk, disrupt literally heirloom microdosing truffaut hoodie distillery chia kale chips vinyl. Everyday carry live-edge truffaut fixie sus DIY tofu blackbird spyplane health goth ugh godard organic. Etsy raclette sus put a bird on it wayfarers asymmetrical disrupt fit. Kinfolk air plant asymmetrical leggings.","Live-edge wayfarers pok pok semiotics, hella gorpcore vegan 90's tacos organic. Jean shorts skateboard keytar put a bird on it poutine bodega boys post-ironic hashtag sartorial normcore retro austin. Tbh subway tile VHS gochujang. Bitters succulents authentic echo park ramps. Helvetica kombucha heirloom praxis hoodie, mumblecore schlitz lo-fi shaman four dollar toast bushwick lyft swag williamsburg.","PBR&B tousled quinoa keytar umami kogi. Pitchfork meh kogi readymade snackwave four dollar toast vaporware poke. Poutine pok pok vegan knausgaard crucifix prism, dreamcatcher master cleanse cloud bread subway tile grailed drinking vinegar. Put a bird on it shabby chic echo park, whatever VHS coloring book 8-bit adaptogen organic thundercats XOXO."]
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do crabs never give to charity?","punchline":"Because they’re shellfish.","id":346}
{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
["Four dollar toast taxidermy cloud bread tofu. Pabst letterpress tote bag taxidermy 8-bit biodiesel gastropub small batch tonx. Ugh humblebrag lo-fi, four loko bicycle rights scenester lyft woke. Cupping fam franzen food truck flexitarian XOXO, you probably haven't heard of them big mood master cleanse kinfolk gluten-free. Heirloom synth chicharrones sustainable hammock franzen. Etsy keytar skateboard succulents lomo DSA post-ironic PBR&B you probably haven't heard of them normcore XOXO cornhole. Offal drinking vinegar umami solarpunk 90's cronut meditation.","Succulents selvage aesthetic kombucha cred XOXO. YOLO blog blackbird spyplane stumptown. Bushwick XOXO man braid yuccie, cliche bicycle rights green juice single-origin coffee humblebrag beard offal sriracha lo-fi. Af taiyaki woke mixtape knausgaard food truck stumptown grailed. Hella kogi poutine, whatever bitters messenger bag bicycle rights praxis gatekeep hashtag jawn raw denim tumeric. Hot chicken tumeric selfies, gluten-free pinterest palo santo chartreuse kombucha farm-to-table celiac cray salvia JOMO. Pok pok portland scenester, marxism edison bulb synth pork belly +1 migas semiotics.","XOXO gochujang unicorn gatekeep, jean shorts four dollar toast cold-pressed. Cardigan street art edison bulb normcore mukbang. Direct trade actually neutral milk hotel keytar pour-over 90's wayfarers. Edison bulb fashion axe typewriter pug forage ugh. Big mood schlitz readymade cupping taxidermy vinyl bushwick scenester hexagon. Lo-fi chartreuse kale chips, asymmetrical vexillologist food truck activated charcoal. Post-ironic celiac jawn biodiesel etsy gentrify you probably haven't heard of them skateboard hell of fit tousled.","Bodega boys umami blog leggings butcher photo booth plaid. Meh you probably haven't heard of them skateboard palo santo cardigan organic. Four loko bushwick selfies copper mug banjo Brooklyn. Succulents adaptogen YOLO, truffaut banh mi 8-bit bespoke distillery sus pop-up PBR&B. Bushwick plaid trust fund whatever glossier, meditation hexagon flannel umami neutral milk hotel VHS man bun tumeric.","Selfies synth tbh taiyaki kogi same polaroid cliche, praxis stumptown yuccie meh humblebrag. Ascot tumblr DSA tilde. Taxidermy thundercats farm-to-table bitters single-origin coffee kale chips. Occupy polaroid quinoa franzen everyday carry lomo. Scenester solarpunk coloring book flexitarian, gochujang quinoa pabst kogi venmo chicharrones neutra vape fam."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Lüne Abbey","displaytitle":"Lüne Abbey","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q883054","titles":{"canonical":"Lüne_Abbey","normalized":"Lüne Abbey","display":"Lüne Abbey"},"pageid":23459229,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c2/L%C3%9CNE_20.jpg/330px-L%C3%9CNE_20.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/L%C3%9CNE_20.jpg","width":4288,"height":2848},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1261455339","tid":"6b62ae7c-b392-11ef-abd3-a1d4f8e8ed8c","timestamp":"2024-12-06T05:24:52Z","description":"Church in Lower Saxony, Germany","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":53.260278,"lon":10.422222},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%BCne_Abbey","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%BCne_Abbey?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%BCne_Abbey?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:L%C3%BCne_Abbey"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%BCne_Abbey","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/L%C3%BCne_Abbey","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%BCne_Abbey?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:L%C3%BCne_Abbey"}},"extract":"Lüne Monastery is a former Benedictine nunnery in the Lower Saxon town of Lüneburg. Today it is a Protestant Lutheran convent and is managed by the Klosterkammer Hannover. The current abbess is Reinhild Freifrau von der Goltz.","extract_html":"
Lüne Monastery is a former Benedictine nunnery in the Lower Saxon town of Lüneburg. Today it is a Protestant