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Marvin Phillip is a Trinidadian professional footballer who plays as a goalkeeper for AC Port of Spain and the Trinidad and Tobago national team. He made his debut for Trinidad and Tobago against Panama on 31 January 2007.
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The Henry Beissner House is a National Registered of Historic Places-listed home in Galveston, Texas.
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